If the geese fly down south to escape from Winter, isn't it wrong to say goosebumps when you're cold? I suggest chicken bumps, cause they stay. And while we're on the subject, why do we say chicken out? Shouldn't we say goose out?
The optimistic sees the ice melting. The pessimist closes his eyes and goes back to hibernating. The realistic is glad the bear is not an optimistic.
Be kind to others, give up your seat on the train.
We're here for a Gospel concert and he decided to sleep like an angel.
How wonderful are the people we don't know that well.
A picture is worth a thousand fisherman stories.
Introducing Spring to Offspring.
This Summer, I'm exchanging likes for lakes.
The best place to meet happy people is in the mirror.
I said it is nap time, he thought I meant snap time.
I'm almost 40. But I feel like -20.
I'm drooling of a white Christmas.
It's Thanksgiving week, and they are celebrating the fact they are not turkeys.
I always try to put myself in other people's shoes when I make decisions, but this time I decided not to.
Not all grandmas get to be greatgrandmas, but the great ones do.
I'm not bald. I just can't get Autumn out of my head.
Without MN, Autumn would just be autu.
Changing diapers makes me a good father, as much as changing tires makes me a good driver.
I just got home from my first Spring bike ride, and according to this cardiogram, I'm healthy.
Everything that matters in life, should fit in a trailer.